Judy C

Judy a 60-something firecracker who keeps us all laughing.

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If they have a pretzel, I’ll stick that in my mouth and be fine. #happyhour

[Judy C @JudySaidWhat]

It made Brokeback Mountain look like Sesame Street. #QueerAsFolk #YouDontKnowWhatYouGotTillItsGone #FreeHBOweekends

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#ImBackBitchez #flexfriday

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#littleblackbook #foragoodtimecall

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#queenoftheglasscity

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Me and my friends in our new spring outfits. #YeezySeason #SpringHasSprung #AllWhiteEverything

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I'm old. And I'm available. #videoshoot #moviestar

[Judy C @JudySaidWhat]

You have something brown on your finger... #chocolate

[Judy C @JudySaidWhat]

What's quinoa? It sounds like a game at the casino.

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I have to take my teeth out. I've got a nut under them.

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Don't squirt on me, you are getting me all wet. #lysol

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*Moan*... sauce on the side. #balanceGrilleVirgin

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This is not taking nearly as long as I thought. I had already cleaned my drawers. #dirtyDrawers

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Here's your breakfast. I accept tips... but only big ones. #breakfastInBed

[Judy C @JudySaidWhat]

If my hole wasn't so big, it wouldn't fall out.

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I don't know what to do. I can't unplug that and I am running out of holes. I don't have any more slots left.

[Judy C @JudySaidWhat]

Your face turns red every time you bend over. Your pants must be too tight. #bloodflow #engorged

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There's just no filling... I like the creamy center. #cake

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Friends helping friends. #friendsWithBenefits

[Judy C @JudySaidWhat]

You could stick two finger-rubbers up my nose so it will quit running. #sniffles