Jeff Lebowski

Sensitive thugs, they all need hugs

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

If you have a billboard for a Gentlemen’s Club with a woman on it, she better work there #falseadvertising

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

My bagel romance was set in motion with an Onion Bagel back in ‘05

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

A quiet night in
Some chores, some red wine, and an audio version of the unabomber manifesto
Ngl bro is spittin

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

Who is the psychopath responsible for the new Big Brother HAL9000 ass Camera App icon?

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

Imagine rolling up to the pool in a fresh Milk Duds/Cleveland Indians crossover towel
Brand collabs used to be random and beautiful
Now they’re all plastic cups #GetOffMyLawn

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

People gotta stop trying to talk me out of eating 48 oysters, grow up

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

Sicko Mode fuel

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

My wife just kicked me in the balls
(i said hey watch this funny video and she proceeded to watch it in 2x and didnt crack a smile)

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

I’m almost 30 and at any point in time there’s a great chance i have a burn in my mouth because i do not wait for food to cool off

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

New drinking game:
When you’re with 2 or more girls, shots every time you hear
“Oh i hear they have a great brunch/happy hour”
Guaranteed sloshed

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

I watched the Nelk/Netanyahu interview and I’ve switched my allegiance from McDonalds to Burger King.
It had little to do with the videos of McDonalds food being resistant to mold/aging/spoilage

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

Pickle Butter Sandwich

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

These drones rattle off the “official narrative” cue card again and again only to chip away at the will of the people. Each time you hear it, you care a little less and accept it a little more. Slow drip mind control. They should never to be taken seriously again #shame

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

MIKE LAWLER: Frankly, the fact that you're even covering Epstein is nonsense

BERMAN: It's being covered because the deputy director of the FBI took work off on Friday to protest the DOJ's handling of this

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

I just threw a golf ball 101 yards
Over 85 yards ✅ ez cash
Gin and tonics only make me stronger
#justgivememymoney
#trusttheprocess #peaceinthemiddleeast

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

Harvard and the Ivy Leagues need to win this battle against education censorship

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

The only new construction is Urgent Cares and Banks
They’re closing churches and Steak & Shakes
We’re going to get war with Iran before the return of the Snack Wrap
Hard not to notice the end times

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

Exhibit A

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If you’re going outside please wear a helmet

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

Why is it always cold in my office? This snoring goon always boxing out the vent

[Jeff Lebowski @JuffreyK]

Have we reached critical capacity of fonts yet? Who’s out there working on new fonts? Wingdings is not a font