Casey

I’m not sick, but I’m not well.

[Casey @JuiceTerry__]

Cheapest petrol I’ve seen recently is £1.27 per litre. Cheapest can of Monster is £1.19 per 500ml so £2.38 per litre. It’s actually dearer to fuel a goth than it is a motor.

[Casey @JuiceTerry__]

@BareLeft

[Casey @JuiceTerry__]

@SaketxJane The real question is how did Wolverine have his adamantium claws in Days of Future Past after losing them in The Wolverine?

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Dave Chappelle: "I've never said this before, but fuck Bill Maher. Israel killed 240 Palestinian journalists, I didn't know you were still counting. The fear I have I need you to protect me from is co-option. So we need a code. If I say it, they got me: "I stand with Israel."

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 @LJC_1872]

The Avengers and the F4 when they ask Dr Doom how to stop the incursions and he starts talking about how hell answers to him:

[Simpsons wrestling memes @SimpsonsWWE]

What happened at summerslam?

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

Wrighty comparing Scotland to Norway. A country that has world-class football facilities for kids because of its wealth made from oil. It didnt let the country next door take it all and piss it up against the wall.

[Casey @JuiceTerry__]

@HoopsCrave Erika Epstein

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@WhiteHouse If you have all the cards and you’re playing Uno, you’re losing you fucking moron.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Did Theo Von really just say “Israelis are terrorists” out loud? 😬🔥

[Casey @JuiceTerry__]

@MindOfHeadking Sleep Token tee 🔥

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

Quitting heroin to pick up a career in professional wrestling

I had to put the #SmackDown

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me at 18:

If i make it home by 4, i can still wake up to work at 6

Me now:

We are not starting a movie, it's 8 PM

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

My mate sent me a picture of the Ibrox trouble yesterday but he didn’t tell me he took it off his TV and I thought Rangers had installed a chandelier in the away end

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Casey @JuiceTerry__]

@F33Nomenal1 @adamtam09923467 Holy shit. Not after that.