Juicy D. Light

D.Light,a Burlesque Performer,MC,actor.She is HBIC of RubenesqueBurlesque:BayArea's favorite round and rowdy rump shakers!

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The only thing harder to listen to than Gov. Sanders' BS is that affected vocal fry.

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How the mighty have fallen. @McDonalds fries used to be the best. It's been so long since I've had a decent fry from there. Always soggy and limp.
Done.

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@billmaher
https://t.co/hV66Z7p7KN

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@sherrieshepherd
You are delightful! However, I believe you may need to go back to the other format. Your opinions on today's stories were fun and funny. The standard intro, then guest format is lacking. You are not traditional. Lean into it.❤️

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Yall think you mad now? Wait til you see @KekePalmer sing Let It Go as Elsa.

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The Exit Stage Left in San Francisco at 830p

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You took Jesus. We took Ariel and Death of the Endless. Fair trade.
Breathe thru it.

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ONLY TWO SHOWS LEFT!! REVIEWS ARE IN!!
Erin Sou
:Equal parts gracious and audacious,she wakes us up to some of the most egregious examples of Misogynoir she’s encountered in the workplace and the culture at large. She levens the hard truth with enough genuineness and humor....

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@Netflix_Sandman Must it be so damn dark?

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@Bioshocking1 @LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver I appreciate your need to be an apologist. But maybe images of broken chains, emancipation proclamation, Harriet Tubman, etc. But a glass of Kool Aid?
Ugh.

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@LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver
Really?
Damn.
You've been doing so well.
☹️
#disappointed

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@Bioshocking1 @LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver Answered above. How sad that the answer was not apparent.

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@whatwould11do @LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver To minimize a celebration of the ending of chattel slavery with a glass of red Kool-Aid? It's disrespectful. The holiday means more than a childish beverage. How insulting.

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Wow. Watching three white men attempting to discuss the legacy of racism wirh the racist trope of the past is the past. Ugh. History means something fellas @RealTimeHBO

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@nbcsnl
Opening: could you imagine is @VictoriaJackson was still in the cast?

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Honestly, I believe Kevin Samuels was a closeted homosexual. This is why he was such a misogynist, specializing in misogynoir. If anything, I'm happy he's free now. RIP Kevin Samuels.

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@mattgaetz You should be for reproductive rights. You may be in danger of making a teen mother.

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@chrisrock
Bruh! I'm so sorry you were assaulted on stage. ❤️

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@CoryBooker
You know how much we all love you right now, right??