Jean-Luc Carraby

NJ 🛫 PHX 🛫ATL🛫NC

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[Stef. | Creative Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Me, the moment I land in Japan.

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Keep God In Ya Life Fuck Nigga 😂😂😭💀😭

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

what a boring planet... no sharingan, no soul reapers, no domain expansion, no hunter exam, no pirate adventure, no titan attacks..... just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

POV: you realize in the middle of driving you haven't been paying attention and start wondering how you're still alive

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me getting ready to :

- arrive at work
- watch reels for 8 hours
- distract my co-workers
- take a fat sh!t
- leave

[BoofPaxkMooky @BoofPaxkMooky]

Niggas be thinking cuz u laid back u won’t lean forward

[Pookie @PookiePiece]

Best panel in 2026

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[red🩸 @lottareds]

When she found another man but you finally found yourself

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt..

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me walking out of the interview after saying Neck kisses as my weakness

[blaccmass (loading....) @blaccmassxx]

paramore x groove theory

ain't it fun x tell me