Blondebitch303

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

They call me Goat, Scapegoat.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

I’m going to be in California tonight, what are you doing?

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

My higher power hid a roach in my medicine cabinet. #CaliforniaSober

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Can I take a raincheck on facing the consequences of my actions? Thanks.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

@bitchywaiter Floors under the sinks.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

The tarmac hits different in Colorado. #home

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Now that I am 30 and sober, I still lose all my shit, waste money and sleep with the wrong people.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Seeking: Someone to eat all the almonds in my trail mix.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Somehow or another, I always find my way back to Colorado. ❤️

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Attention everyone: Today is National Vagina Appreciation Day! Celebrate however you want.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

When you work with your #bestfriend:
#MorningDick

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

@ChrisHollywood1 just met you on Omegle. That was awesome. Thanks for sharing your talent!

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Some people never go crazy, what utterly boring lives they must lead.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Is this what your 30’s are supposed to look like?

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Who needs dignity when you can have instant mashed potatoes three times a day?

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Relationship status: Unconsciously whispering ‘I love you,” to a jar of peanut butter.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

It is decided. I love my cat so much I cannot love anything else. #sorryladies

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

If you need help, please ask for it. People are here for you.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

I think I just heard my mechanics laughing about my sex toys. #IsThisFreeNow??

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

@ClutchCityKeke @leingang_dustin Y’all are literally 3 years and two states too late. Also, not ex fuck buddies.

[Blondebitch303 @Jujubean217]

Now accepting 30-minute appointments with past Colorado fuck buddies during my trip up there this weekend.