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[Cal @ledgetrapper]

Playing a good set of smash bros with someone just around your skill level is like exploring each other's bodies I'm not gonna lie

[Rory Greenfield @RoryGreenfield]

Football is hard to love right now.

You wait 3 weeks for it to return, only to watch your side succumb due to a combination of injuries sustained on international duty, an inept refereeing performance and ultimately lose against a team that shouldn’t even be allowed to play.

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

this many errors coming from the same manc bastard should be an obvious sign to stop him from refereeing our games cuz you can’t be this retarded without having an obvious bias

[Limitless Football @lmts_football]

🚨 Chris Kavanagh's controversial refereeing decisions:

❌ 2022: Rodri handball vs Everton, no penalty awarded. PGMOL later apologised.

❌ 2023: Ødegaard handball vs Liverpool, no penalty awarded. Howard Webb later admitted it was an error.

⚽ 2024: Stones' late winner vs Wolves, allowed despite Bernardo Silva being offside near the goalkeeper.

❌ 2025: Van Dijk's goal vs Man City — disallowed. Independent PL panel ruled it should have stood.

🟥 2026: Gravenberch sent off vs Man City.

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

fuck this poster is so hard the incursion happening in the back with the sentinels and the goats cyclops and loki. then u just have regular dude steve rogers

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Making dua about my haram relationships

[michael @thecolouurblue]

No contact is a form of jihad

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.

It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.

Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.

Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.

They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.

They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.

And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.

Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.

Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.

Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.

They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.

But men are the problem.

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

my ankle hurts so much bro FUCK tails

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

now i’ve got a sprained ankle which came from none of these it was from the comfort of my living room while watching brooklyn 99 i somehow planted my foot wrong and now im in tremendous pain

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

worked an 8 hour shift, cycled for half an hour, played football for 2 hours, cycled again for a total of half an hour. yeah my legs are GONE

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

women vs accountability. not even a joke anymore bruh

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

worked an 8 hour shift, cycled for half an hour, played football for 2 hours, cycled again for a total of half an hour. yeah my legs are GONE

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Women talk about their life as if it's just a series of events that happened to them and not a series of decisions”

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

that dumb fox is taking up too many slots he needs to be replaced with peashooter immediately

[Vun’💫 @ProfesseurVun]

C'est quand qu'on arrête de faire semblant avec Mario Kart ?

Pitié, branchez-vous sur Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, regardez-moi ce roadster de fou 🤯

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

update i figured out what im doing partially and the gameplay isn’t that bad i just wish it didn’t look like stale bread

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

i gave sonic frontiers another chance man it’s just too boring and soulless and i have no idea what im even doing

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

idk why people went crazy for lebanese grill it’s the most basic arabic food ur ever gonna get

[𑣲⋆ @emiraynwa]

you know how hard i prayed that man city loses against liverpool at the mosque today?? had tears running down my cheeks, the imam checked on me and asked if i’m alright

[JooJ @Jujuicu]

fuck this stupid rat looking motherfucker i hope he gets one of his tails ripped off and he’s just called “tail”

[Hungryfox @Hungryf0x1]

I would sacrifice my life for him

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

Zohran if he genuinely locked in:

[Ry🍒 @ryloken68]

“I’m sorry, I know you guys close in 10 minutes, but can I ge-“