JukeboxxBaggett

Rock out with my cock out.

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

@Big_Dread This funny cause its like a dick joke but a Bible joke too.

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

Love, is a burning thing.

And it makes, me jack my wang.

#gonorrea? #johnnycash

[Be the change you want to be @AgBioWorld]

China may send 100,000 ducks to Pakistan to battle locust swarms. Pakistan has declared an emergency saying locust numbers were the worst in more than two decades. A single duck can eat more than 200 locusts a day, more effective than pesticides: expert

https://t.co/h1hRI9y4pt

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

I got a hog leg. I gotta feed it. #tooyoungtomarry

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

On the bone again
I just can't wait to get on the bone again
The life I love is spanking wieners with my friends
I just can't wait to get on the bone again.

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

God said, love others...

And love yourself.

- Book of Perverts

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

I feel... Not old...

I feel single.

#ItsMyBirthday

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

We got married in the fever
Hotter than my pecker sprouts
We be spankin in Jackson
I ain't no fireman now

#johnnycashtribute

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

You my sexy man. Gotta good ass. Strong.

[Levi The Poet @levithepoet]

Just saw that People declared John Legend the sexiest man alive. Obviously you guys haven’t been sharing my photos enough.

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

You scratch my crack, I scratch your crack.

#QuidProQuo

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

What tha pug...

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

Jake, when you gonna cut your hair short?

Never. I play drums.

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

"Welcome to the Jungle,
We got funnel cakes..."

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

Me: "jake, you ever smoked cannabis?"

jake: "man I love a can-a-biscuits right now."

#LegalizeBreakfast

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

Just remember: Faith comes First.

And after First... Comes Second.

#math #theology

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

Playas gonna play, play, play, play...
And the Haters masturbate, -bate, -bate, -bate...
....
Jerk it off!
...
Jerk it off! Hey, hey!

@taylorswift13 #karaoke #remix

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

I watch tractor videos in the internets. I think yer tractor's sexy.

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

Tell ya what, that'll put hair on ya chest.
But I shave my chest. Don't matter.

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

Ya gotta act right... don't be bear-assing.
#JukeboxxProverbs
#WordsToLiveBy

[JukeboxxBaggett @JukeboxxB]

You know the verse in the book of Perverts bout the Genatiles?
#JukeboxxProverbs