Julie Armstrong

she/her • ♊︎ ♓︎ ♌︎ • poetry gremlin & purveyor of squeaks • graduate of VT’s MFA program • still plays Pokémon Go & you should too

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

you ever laugh so hard your spine realigns itself

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

I placed in a poetry contest??? 😳 This is unprecedented, I don’t know what to do except say thank you, Humans of the World!! ❤️ https://t.co/JfeJ3VETgZ

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

@Etsy please for the love of god make it possible to filter out AI images. I don’t know what’s real and what’s generated content anymore, and when I’m looking for handmade products, that’s the whole damn point. You know how your motto is “Keep Commerce Human”? Do that. Do better.

[Darce @HereForVibes96]

Remind us why you cancelled it again?

@netflix, especially when you had the creators write a 2nd season and had the main duo feature in the upcoming Sandman Season? Like literally, why?

Makes zero sense to anyone who can read honestly. #SaveDeadBoyDetectives

Let it live on.

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

@ciricearts I would die for him

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Peace cannot be built apart from #Truth, which we Christians believe is not the affirmation of abstract principles but an encounter with Christ. Truth enables us to confront the challenges of migration, the ethical use of artificial intelligence, and the protection of the Earth.

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

I know people are going to have strong opinions about the new pope being American, but please, consider: with all the chaos, alarm, and fear in this country right now—over politics, over the economy, over hatred, bigotry, and discrimination—as an American, this feels like hope.

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

@WolfyTheWitch These are truly gorgeous. Legit gasped at the last one, that crescent of light

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

@etheriiart Well I’m thinking about it NOW

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

I think I just fried orzo like rice

[rudyroo 🏳️‍🌈♠️ @ruanosu]

Hey @netflix @warnerbrostv @warnerbros c'mere a sec. Y'know that show you released about a year ago? That show that "couldn't find an audience"? Can you explain why it's STILL under the everyone's watching tab?
#DeadBoyDetectives
#SaveDeadBoyDetectives

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

time to re-enter the mourning period for everything I created during my MFA. three years of writing, just gone. my own personal library of alexandria

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

I love living in maryland because occasionally you'll be driving along a major thoroughfare and have to do a double take at a sign that says "this road sponsored by employees of the crab queen"

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

@tompawnbadil “Properly hate”? Do you even hear yourself? Whatever happened to “love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you”?

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

@_kaciart It is a gun, but he’s also happy to see you, Gladio!! His very good pal Gladio

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

@T0ccL20565 This is so good!! Devastating, but amazing!! 💙

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

alright well my two cents is that at this point we’re due for some superheroes. like where’s batman? where’s daredevil? I know superpowers aren’t real (UNLESS…? 👀) but we could really use some comic-book-level vigilantism is all I’m saying

[zae @itszaeok]

this is crazy i'm sorry... just greedy omg

[Julie Armstrong @JulTone23]

@IronicalMonocle @SaveTheDeadBoys That is such a gorgeous idea, grooving in space. Now I want that too!!

#SaveDeadBoyDetectives
#YearOfTheGhosts