lennon

hell yeah

[gianna @bigmoneygi]

NOOOO someone said latinos for trump called the Que Que Que 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[anime yitties @_silhouwet]

It’s gloomy outside

[nico @NicoBednarik]

Dude at Canes hit me w the “what’s crackin our chicken is smackin? It’s nick on the mic what can I make for you tonight” and I didn’t even know what to say

[brit @brittneyloganx]

I'll leave this here for y'all 💞💞💞💞

[Dex 3️⃣ @DSwims_23]

I got allergies. Yes, Allergies still exist during a pandemic. So when i sneeze, don’t look at me like I been featured on FBI’s Most Wanted

[siân (only here for the zipline) @sharnacious]

I want what this dog has

[Kait ⊹ ࣪ ˖ {rest} @christalixa]

Do NOT use Amber’s email template, do NOT push for first degree murder. It is extremely difficult to prove premeditation and without it, Chauvin will WALK. Second degree is a lil easier to stick.

SHUT UP & READ THE LAWS BEFORE BRAINLESSLY PUSHING OFFICIALS TO FUCK UP THE CASE.

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

“My aim as leader of the (military) is to stay apolitical," Secretary of Defense Mark Esper says as he sought to distance the military from Trump’s use of National Guard troops.

“I don’t support invoking the Insurrection Act."
https://t.co/ZGmHzuGFth

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

SecDef @EsperDoD, after receiving much criticism, now says that he opposes using active duty military for law enforcement in the US, and opposes Trump's proposed use of the Insurrection Act. Not clear what he thinks about the MP battalion sent from Fort Bragg to DC.

[lennon @JuleaFrankel]

Spread this around...I’ve been through the gas training, they will melt into your eyes, stay safe

[lennon @JuleaFrankel]

😗

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

There is no reason for humans to live in Arizona. We dont belong there. Everything is designed to cause pain. Cactuses. 120 degree heat. Gila monsters. rattlesnakes. Dust storms. Mean hairy pigs. Scorpions. There is no need for society in Arizona. Give arizona back to nature

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Bill Belichick looks different

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Half of us are gonna come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks and the other half is gonna come out with a drinking problem. There is no in between

[The Brocc’s Burner @TheBroccBurner]

After much consideration, I’d like to announce my commitment to Zoom University to further my education. Thank you to everyone and especially the coronavirus for making this possible🙏

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

u ever stuttered so damn much u just decided to shut the fuck up

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Just experienced LA to its fullest.

A girl ate a habanero pepper and panicked and someone offered her a glass of milk and she paused mid freak out and goes “do you have almond milk?”