JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊

Entrepreneur in the land of the FREE. Fan of rugged individualism, toxic masculinity, personal responsibility, keto and whole foods. Vol for Life 🍊

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

@hormonedietdoc Went keto / Ketovore 4 years ago; went from a size 8 to size 2/4 and 18.5% body fat. Also lift weights and run, but the weight fell off, including visceral fat, from very low carb, high protein and healthy fats. More fit over 50 than I was at 40.

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Ramin Ekhtiar @raminrealtalk]

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT JUST PUT THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION DURING THE NFL GAMES.

“This is the final battle with you at my side.
We will demolish the deep state.
We will expel the warmongers from our government.
We will drive out the globalists.
We will cast out the communists, Marxists, and fascists.
We will throw off the sick political class that hates our country.
We will rout the fake news media,
and we will liberate America from these villains once and for all.”

PAID FOR BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.

Not a campaign.
Not a PAC.
The actual United States government.

They’re not working us over anymore.
We’re working them over.

This is the final battle.
And it’s live on national TV.

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

@PaulWeeks1988 @VolMoose2 I was there 84-88, too! Worked at Gabby’s LOL

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

GO VOLS!!!! 🧡

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

GAME TIME.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🔥 LET'S GO! President Trump just did a SUPER low pass in Air Force One over Neyland Stadium in Knoxville

Absolutely SCREECHED over the crowd 🤣

ESPN: "It was REALLY close to the top of the stadium" 😂

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

@Bubblebathgirl Read every novel, and Jack Reacher would’ve loved Trump! That said, Ritchson is a huge disappointment, a disingenuous Reacher and a loser who needs to shut his mouth

[Ben Bankas @BenBankas]

I wish every time I ordered Door Dash they drove like they were evading ICE..

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

There is no human right to illegal immigration, but there is a right to remain a sovereign nation.

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

Tragic to see the Standard American Diet (SAD) in action. So many people are so addicted to sugar and carbs; Seeing them eat like this is akin to watching an addict shoot up. Too many people stumbling around like zombies from this behavior. Keto is a lifesaver, but seeing food as pleasure, not medicine is the primary error.

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

@MissB53 BREAD

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

By being the largest spend ad category, Big Pharma is bribing the “news” in broad daylight. They are ensuring that they own and control the narrative. Any awareness a pharmaceutical ad generates is icing to them. This also props up flailing ad revenues for Big Pharma and Big Media, many of whom are co-owned up the food chain.

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

@tylerbowyer Well…and they stole the last election, so there’s that…

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

The path of life never gets easier. The climb doesn’t get less steep. Your legs just get stronger.

Never quit.

We have communists to wreck.

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

🔥

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

This is what American exceptionalism means

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

@cnnbrk “Baseless?” How TF do you know???

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

@TrumpDailyPosts @EricLDaugh Chop chop! So, drop it already…we needed this yesterday

[JulesOfTheDesert 🇺🇸🌵☀️ 🍊 @JulesAdGal]

@theblaze @IfindRetards Hirono is at it again…

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

I fully support the next era of leadership!