Jules†

Come here often?

[Jules† @JulesCostanzo]

I feel like I’m 75 years old talking about gas prices but fr it just cost $75 to fill my tank!!! What are they tryna make me do… buy a bike or sum??? FOH

[Daniel G 🍌 @DanielitoG25]

This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Draft all the Mfs who was trying too hard in school P.E

[Ms Rose Grandson @Jeezy318_]

This how y’all BD’s be in y’all car while y’all at work https://t.co/kzT1FwEdYG

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

Bro why is laundry THEE most exhausting chore? I do laundry for 2 hours and feel like I fought 12 seagulls.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Rappers really be dissing they own fans “U working minimum wage while I spend ur rent at the club” bro I’m tryna feed my family

[Jules† @JulesCostanzo]

How. How do people enjoy Wordle I downloaded it and deleted it after 3 minutes that shit is so hard and annoying my brain was straight up malfunctioning no thanks sis

[Jules† @JulesCostanzo]

I think the last time I had my shit together was when I was walking around with this bad boy in middle school

[Jules† @JulesCostanzo]

Why does it smell like legit dead people in Walgreens rn i can’t get over it and now I’m like idek what I came in here for

[Jules† @JulesCostanzo]

@CG3Five Thank you thank you happy to be back

[Jules† @JulesCostanzo]

I know I haven’t tweeted in like 5 years but I have haaad it! I’m gonna start writing reviews for every single thing I purchase cause I always look at reviews before I buy something and I straight up am not convinced so now ya girls gonna hook you up with some brutal honesty

[𝖈𝖊𝖑 ✭ @celtits]

when I’m on the verge of blacking out and I take a solo bathroom break

[Jules† @JulesCostanzo]

@alexcostanzo @deprives Don’t worry it’s hot girl summer you’ll come back from this

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

A wedding without sex without
an open bar foreplay
🤝
Me, absolutely not coming

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom

[mika @themikalaleeann]

men: you fine as fuck damn

me: thanks....haha

women: BITCH YOU LOOOK GOOOOD THE FUCK

me: AND LOOK AT YOU SIS THE FUCK, DOIN IT TO EM