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[Brian 🇲🇽🇧🇷 @_Braizen]

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

[Shriya Saini @ShriyaSainii]

jalen hurts would never. & for that i’m grateful

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

shit went quadruple platinum in MY house

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

HOW LONG AGO??..

[gilly @kitschtheboy]

Disney’s first openly gay character, a beaver played by a lesbian

[zoe. @strawbsxjonas]

Okay hear me out.....voiced by Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas. The Jonas Brobubus.

[brie. (hyperbolically) @briebxrries]

obsessed with his hair journey from perm rod set to natural to big chop to natural blow out

[sam ꕤ @berstcns]

LITTLE NESSAROSE IN THE BALLROOM STOPPPPP

[Pedro ꕤ @pedroupland]

not so fast he could still play Dorothy

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[girIdad bkg truther @wonhaebunny]

THIS IS SO BKG IM CRYING

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

i wake up ready to REPORT LIVE

[alex ≷ @itzzplvto]

they were written by colleen hoover

[minty ˊᯅˋ @minminmixx]

“go touch grass” girl my hand is literally on my bush likeee

[jynx @jynxbby]

a friend's boyfriend is not my friend... that is a coworker at best

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

Reminder that most of the world has banned the use of tear gas even in times of war and U.S. police use every day like their little fascist Febreze