Julia

♏️

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Don’t skip your hoe phase it’ll come back and haunt you when you’re married

[yovan 🇺🇬 @yovan_wood]

When you delay to go back to town after Christmas holidays. 😂

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

if u messaged ur ex happy new year, go sit inna corner and think bout what u did

[MICLOTH @micloth01]

Me as an intern Doctor:

“Madam vomit the medicine, I have made a mistake”

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

“i will marry rich and go to expensive restaurants only”.

also me when i fall in love :

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i’m so fake antisocial. i make friends so easily. the people love me 😭😭😭

[Makhanya @_Makhanya_]

That gap between Christmas and New Years when you can't tell what day of the week it is

[BOYALONE💕 @Emiomotonso]

“Aww you remembered,” yeah of course I’m a manipulator

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

U kno how hard u gotta be cryin for yo shoulders to bounce 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Call-Me-Shery.🧡🧸 @Shery_003]

Muslims right now....

[$ @Owo_labi02]

i've started asking children what class are you now

[☔ @Whotfismick]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

Ok, money.

[kyo (boygirl thing) ✚ @kywantsflowers]

i hate when i see a peak tweet right when i open twitter and i cant catch it before it reloads

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

Nobody:

Catholics after taking communion.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day)