Careful, She's Acting

Actor gallivanting through life. Mom of a sentient vuvuzela and a tiny yet formidable moose. Easily 70% farts.

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

Holy shit that's quite the compliment! Thanks bro https://t.co/kA1Q7y5iON

[Vermeer @river_birches]

Julia (14+libations--2 mtgs.) is the Lebron James (41 points--2 finals games) of #DrunkShakespeare! She was the funniest ever last nite.

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@dizzyborden1972 @PCBassoon @lizzo Fukkin chef’s kiss to you. Burnt to a crisp

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

And it’s out!!! Amazingly quick response from @CALFIRESANDIEGO

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

Large fire in Poway. Started a few minutes ago.

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@CBS8 @fox5sandiego @NBC7SanDiego

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@marci05576555 @TimRunsHisMouth Anything is possible when you lie! Charges haven’t been dropped but keep going https://t.co/wkqlWSCHFG

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/m6BXC1CdYq

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@danna_waldman Hi Danna! I think you’re referring to Sofa Shakespeare: Romeo & Juliet. The clip you’re referring to can be found here, about 11 minutes in: https://t.co/lZZ6vf4abC

If the performer used your music without permission please let me know. Thanks for reaching out.

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@emmastory Omg I was SO delighted to see you show up in my feed today. Best Drunk Shakespeare audience member & prolific tweeter. 🤩

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@FAHTmama3 @baad_kittee @GlennYoungkin Do you know what a Pulitzer Prize is?

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

Thank you! 😊

[Lonesome Whistle @lonesomewhistl3]

Congratulations to our SPACE FORCE! team member @JuliaGiolzetti on the recent birth of her child - who makes a brief but impactful cameo in the video below - + we send our love + best wishes to the ever-growing family. #spaceforce #quarantine #monologues. https://t.co/2kBA1L03KP

[Lonesome Whistle @lonesomewhistl3]

Writing, directing and filming SPACE FORCE: QUARANTINE! (PHASE 3) is @JuliaGiolzetti. The monologue goes live Wednesday March 31 at Noon on YouTube, Facebook and Instagram via Lonesome Whistle Productions!!!

[Briandaniel Oglesby @OglesbyOrNotToB]

I was supposed to be writing, instead I did this

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@TheMikeSause NOT SOON ENOUGH!!!

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

GODZILLA [surveying the smoldering wreckage of Tokyo after a rampage]: It’s time for unity.

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

This is *exactly* who you are. Own it.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

This is wrong and not who we are. Be peaceful and use your 1st Amendment rights, but don’t start acting like the other side. We have a country to save and this doesn’t help anyone.

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck. You.

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

That’s a whole new level of fucked up

[alazar @zarzarbinkss]

storming at police while holding a blue lives matter flag sure is something

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@realDonaldTrump Stay peaceful? You fucking knob this is exactly what you wanted to happen. My children will learn about this day in history class and I can assure you that you will be the villain in their textbooks

[Careful, She's Acting @JuliaGiolzetti]

@realDonaldTrump Tell your fucking goons to stand down before somebody gets hurt. This isn’t a game

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Are you as excited as I am to watch @tedcruz get absolutely crushed by me and my @HouseDemocrats colleagues on Wednesday? RT if your excitement level is at least 11.