J-dog

female.employed.disastrous

[Down By Two @downbytwo]

Thanks all for trying to make: Vancouver is the #analstainofCanada a trend on twitter today! @itsdeanblundell @iamtoddytickles @blindderek

[J-dog @JuliaGulia76]

Vancouver is the #analstainofcanada

[J-dog @JuliaGulia76]

@Todd_W wow, the old fashioned method too (as long as I have electricity I'm 100 percent microwave).

[J-dog @JuliaGulia76]

I experience road rage while grocery shopping b/c I move quickly & walk with purpose. Most other shoppers resemble livestock. Slow & aimless

[J-dog @JuliaGulia76]

Not that there's anything wrong with being slow and aimless--just stay out of my way.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

No, your cat is not adorable. And unless you physically gave birth to it, please stop calling it your "baby." #iwentthere

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

My son asked me where babies come from, and to distract him I said "some day we're all going to die."

[J-dog @JuliaGulia76]

@sarushka81 @richarddoria at least he's one person eliminated from the list of suspects. Both the real and fake Galen know how to spell.

[J-dog @JuliaGulia76]

@sarushka81 who is this masked man??? Coincidence is not in my vocabulary.

[J-dog @JuliaGulia76]

@fakegalenweston or maybe simply inspiration ... A new 'memories of' flavour perhaps?

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

Fun thing to do: go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and "like" hundreds of photos of their baby. -@juliussharpe

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

"How the fuck do you fold that bed sheet with the stretchy edges?" -Almost every male on the planet

[J-dog @JuliaGulia76]

Tweet #1. Let the games begin!