Julia Kory

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

My only options travelling with a dog with @BCFerries is to stand in the corner of the room or have her lay in actual puddles for 1.5 hours. Nice

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

“You know, you don’t need that shock collar” - man who met my dog 2 minutes ago

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Most of the people who approach me to say hi to my dog are kinda sketchy or macho looking men because dudes who wanna look tough seem to be really into Dobermans, unfortunately my (very human-friendly) Doberman specifically does not like kinda sketchy or macho looking men

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

@Satacular @CityNewsVAN How would you feel your ex took your children and didn’t bring them back, even after a judge granted you full custody.

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Find yourself a man who can duet Love is An Open Door better than you can

[Zachary Joseph @AndretheShyAnt]

No more grey sweatpants how does your man look in a SKIMS dress

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Ladies: if he wanted to, he would. I cannot stress this enough

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

My favourite thing about breed-specific dog Facebook groups is the genuine hate that I’ve received for opting to not chop my puppy’s ears off

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

So many conservative Christians love complaining about terminating a fetus who’s anatomy isn’t even adequate enough to support its own life while simultaneously making sport hunting their entire personality 🤠

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Just had my first dentist trip with insurance and what a RUSH

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Stop buying properties to use exclusively as short term rentals ☹️ No one gets a home. The owner doesn’t get a home and the renter doesn’t get a home and it just removes homes that exist already and drives housing and short term rental prices thru the roof. Stop

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

I swear every dude I pass on the street who’s tweaking and speed walking past us just yells at my dog—even when she’s in a perfect heel. She never fucking flinches 😎 she isn’t scared of you man, but now she knows that you’re scared of her 🫢

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

@SheRatesDogs I wanna know where they live that he’s flexing $760/week

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Job postings requiring a bachelors degree and specific certification and 3 years experience with their “responsibilities” section being longer than a Costco receipt but yet the job pays $20/hr 🤨

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Feeling myself blush is something my huge ego cannot handle

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

@bbnomula giving harry styles a run for his money for the top of the mens fashion food chain

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

@brown97life @mattxiv Sounds like violence and hate to me

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Why do people act so afraid of dogs in muzzles.. like this in the only dog here that physically cannot hurt you. All these dogs have free use of their jaws and you’re specifically avoiding the one who is incapable of biting you

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Landlords in gastown be like “I know one of the largest open air drug markets in the province is like 10 steps away and you have to dodge human shit on the sidewalk constantly and there’s daily nearby stabbings but this bachelor suite is $4500 a month”

[Julia Kory @JuliaKory]

Specifically men, if you hear me actively telling my dog to “leave it” when she sees you, dont whistle at her for the next 20 feet as we walk away. It’s rude as is, but I want her to ignore you for your own safety. She listened the first time, don’t push your fucking luck.