Jules🐈‍⬛

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

And the final update to this saga:

I was just at his sentencing. The prosecution had asked for 15 months in prison because of the randomness and aggression in his assault on me and his extremely long history of violent crime (43 prior convictions).

The defense asked for no time because he is black and jail made him sad (yes really).

The judge decided on a “middle ground” sentence of 9 days in jail, of which he will serve 6 days.

:)

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

If you get more than one coffee and one pastry in a drive thru just know I hate you

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

Not a single person in that room thinks differently than me

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

My mom just combined the two phrases “that’s a tough nut to crack” and “that a tough pill to swallow” and you’ll NEVER GUESS what the fuck just rolled off her tongue 🫪🫪

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

“Do you have a Chilean white wine?” Ma’am we serve chicken fingers and nachos

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

Convenient amnesia is on the rise!

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

Also Vegas, Cabo, 2 bridesmaid dresses and a new car!? I’m fucking SPEEENNTTT 💰😭

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

As much as I loved the ocean, boy did I miss a summer at the lake house 😮‍💨

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

Alright do I buy a house or a new Ford Bronco? Im so serious

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a full conversation with a really yappy cat is one of life's most distinct pleasures

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

I have not acquired an Australian accent, however I use the C word very comfortably now which so far has not gone over well with the guncles.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

Sweating my ass off and hiding from the 35 degree heat in Australia while all my friends from home and sunbathing and drinking outside in 15 degrees 🤣🤣

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

I just had one of the biggest laughs I’ve ever done in my LIFE how am I ever supposed to leave Australia in one piece oh lord

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

Living out of a duffle bag over the last few months has really shown me that I’m a low maintenance princess.

[Jules🐈‍⬛ @JuliaLiuzzi]

I 100% don’t want kids but when I watch videos of kids wiping out and swearing and doing dumb shit I’m like lol that would be my child

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Forget a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen.

[A @seattleiminyou]

I found out that taking every person you date super seriously and planning your life with them in your head is actually not what you’re supposed to do you’re supposed to figure out if they are a good person first I missed that step my bad

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

There is nothing like the hairy chest of a man you are so in love with and whose pheromones you are addicted to because that’s what the chest is for . It’s crazy. Nature is beautiful