JuliaMAppleton

Retired Advanced Practice Nurse.

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@Acyn Shame they cannot recall David and Goliath.

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@SenseiOfSarcasm @NotJustMeAgain2 Canadian with Yankee mom. Smooch is common up here.

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@Fernand60589891 @IhabFathiSulima Required reading for our palliative care team.

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@Acyn For example
Softwood lumber pulp makes toilet paper. 80% from Canada.
We dont provide EVERYTHING you need but we are real important to daily life.

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@MClemPT @Adut25_1 Me but a woman. she told me I had pregnant hair

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@Polly67890 @SarahVaci When we chose for ourselves we chose freedom. When we chose for others we chose safety. They own the risk. Adults are free to make bad decisions.

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@Rot_ok You think a ventilator is comfortable. Get a straw and plug your nose. Now breathe. The tube flow high velocity. OK now push the tube to the back of your throat. Did you gag?
Morphine does not kill. A pediatric dose calms the brain that panics, brings a gentle peace.

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@lovyPrimzy1 Grandma knew her grandchildren well.

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@FoxNews If you smell filthy the only women you attract will be filthy.

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@drkeithsiau Pancreatic cancer

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@ronsterd89 Can't find a baby sitter? Nobody willing? Are they "very active" "high spirited" kiddos? Perhaps your kids are the reason.

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@RonennHaustoria Helpful hint. Do not pop in your mouth the turkey stuffing that fell out before reassuring yourself it is fully cooked.
Cold wet bread stuffing will send you to this situation in 8 hours.

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@tindale_hayley Gropenfuhrer
Tangerine Palpatine

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@MollyJongFast Green screen time. Internet do your thing.

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@pulseby_M Why do you show up to work? The financial reward. Dopamine. The reason for addiction too. Finding the balance with intermittent reward is key.

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@drkeithsiau Colonoscopy prep!!!!!

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@reaperracingTM Retired RN take. There is always a dragon.
If the doctor is a sweetheart the office staff have to protect them from the world.
If the doctor is a nightmare the office staff is wonderful to keep the patients from mass exodus and lawsuits. Pick your dragon.

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@HeyNurseKat Wrong 80 yr https://t.co/qZfqxxswsy with makeup.

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@echevlen @mtick27 @drkeithsiau Retired 2 years ago. Cancer Care Ontario website.
Also Canandian virtual hospice is a wonderful website for both the public and professional. Cheers it is hard to keep up. Being retired I no longer hold the title The Guru of Poo.
I do not miss toilet pics texted to me.

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@HeyNurseKat I thought those were the Epstein Falls on the left.