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[Julia @JuliaMachaj]

can someone read my astrology chart for me pls

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could go for some crab rangoons rn

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Group of frat guys entering the hut on the top of the mountain "what do they have here do they sell any sandos" "do they have WiFi" guys this is a hut on the top of the mountain come prepared god damn

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@anxiousndsad @joost_kleinn Not me stealing it as a 5k playlist for this morning too

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App idea: Strava but for napping

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I love listening in on peoples conversations in public spaces. I am NOSEY!!

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@anxiousndsad thanks for reminding me to do mine

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@fuckspaceships i think this tweet reached your target audience (@anxiousndsad)

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yes i'm posting my beef with coffee companies on twitter what about it

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another wonderful example of shrinkflation. 10 k cups in a box suited for 12. do better @GreenMtnCoffee I'll be sticking with my @dunkindonuts k cups

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@anxiousndsad it's ok i'm not a swiftie i'm a caleigh-ie

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in a tres leches phase

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@anxiousndsad LOL IM SO LATE ON THIS BUT UR A GOAT

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inject my blood w a vanilla bean coolata pls

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this is a shout out to the high school boy at the gym in his yeezy slides hitting his vape between reps. god bless your lungs 😩😆

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well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

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stew leonard's. that's it. that's the tweet.

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imagine a world with banana bread as currency

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yes i'm a grown adult but sometimes all i need is a cosmic brownie and a capri sun

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i enter the gym and suddenly i'm an NPC

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pls why did no one tell me andrew tate was on big brother uk 😭😭😭