Julia Matuozzi

UAlbany alum • Fire Island Sales & Rentals Marketer • Professional TV watcher • Wine lover 🍷❤️ & anything that’s #basic 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@RealMikeBriggs @JimmyTatro I too, am shocked by this

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Since I have 0 feelings about this holiday & I just wanted to get through everyone’s “this holiday is so silly but happy vday to my forever valentine” crap.. turns out all I needed was my nephew to FaceTime me & as soon as I answer say “Happy Valentine’s Day Auntie!” 😭❤️

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Who can we speak to about packing peanuts not being a thing anymore

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Can’t wait for my feed to be flooded with everyone’s top artists and songs on Spotify

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WHY ARE THE HICCUPS EVEN A THING GOD THIS IS SO ANNOYING

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Already looking forward to Thanksgiving leftovers 😂 🦃 🍽

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There’s a reason why Moira’s favorite season is awards. SO HAPPY @SchittsCreek IS CLEANING UP AT THE @TheEmmys ! Well deserved! 👏🏻 #SchittsCreek #Emmys

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@EricDanielss Original weight of 7lb 7oz here I come

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@EricDanielss Omg really Er. Rye/brown chip is the worst one!

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Ooooooh my god what is happening with the Facebook avatars and just why. Is this because of the quarantine? It’s gotta be. Blame all the dumb shit on the quarantine

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I don’t understand when someone asks you for a recommendation and then they’re like “oh ok and it’s good?” Like, no I actually wanna be known as the person that gives the shittiest recommendations 🙄

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I can’t believe my leaving the house check list is now: phone, wallet, keys, mask

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Agreed! I gotta renew my license! Expires in 2.5 weeks! 😰

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I need to register my car and get plates! @nysdmv NEEDS TO ALLOW APPTS and allow limited services. @NYGovCuomo SOS

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It’s 12:30pm. When is too early for a glass of wine? Is it a valid excuse that it’s brunch time? Are there any rules anymore during this quarantine?

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Just finished a bottle. Phew, that was a close one

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Can’t believe it’s day 5 of quarantine and I haven’t had any wine

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Can’t believe it’s day 5 of quarantine and I haven’t had any wine

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I never use hand lotion (hate that it makes you feel all slimy) but all this constant hand washing is forcing me to and I just do not have the commitment to add another step to my morning and night routine

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Sometimes I love how awkward people are. Was just walking down the hallway and someone was coming out of another office and did the little “Oh which way are we both gonna go” dance. There was at least a good 7ft between us. The dance and the apology was not necessary 😂

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How dare you do this to us #ThisIsUs

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What would life for the Pearsons have looked like if... #ThisIsUs