julia

i laugh a lot

[julia @JuliaMilks]

#tweetavideothatyoucantexplain

[julia @JuliaMilks]

My favorite line would be “that’s above my pay grade”

[julia @JuliaMilks]

My textbooks from last semester are still in boxes under my bed so that was a nice waste of money.

[julia @JuliaMilks]

I’ve never loved anything more than my lazy wiener dog.

[julia @JuliaMilks]

I hate driving in the snow

[julia @JuliaMilks]

I’ve never really been trained at my job. I was told sink or swim and i just didn’t drown

[julia @JuliaMilks]

If you a professor who has an exam and then 3 days later a cumulative final.... just stop teaching

[julia @JuliaMilks]

I still am absolutely terrified by the grinch.

[julia @JuliaMilks]

Tik tok has made me realize i have a small obsession with raccoons

[julia @JuliaMilks]

I will go to the grave hating every neuro class i am in. I will always hate neuro science nothing will change

[julia @JuliaMilks]

I buy men’s clothes for the soul purpose of the pocket sizes

[julia @JuliaMilks]

Hey UB stop using lockdown because it doesn’t fucking work and if i get booted out one more exam i will light myself on fire

[julia @JuliaMilks]

Just some serotonin for you this morning

[julia @JuliaMilks]

Every lecture my professor mentions how he likes his bourbon neat and that’s the only reason i go to class

[julia @JuliaMilks]

My biggest flex right now is being a die hard @dunkindonuts girl before charli d’amelio made it popular

[julia @JuliaMilks]

Sorry i will only talk to you if you watched avatar before 2010

[julia @JuliaMilks]

@KylieJenner Omg! Pastel uno that will cost double regular uno because it’s Kylie Jenner!!!!

[julia @JuliaMilks]

Escape rooms are so fun

[julia @JuliaMilks]

Something to preach as a server... if you order crispy wings as an appetizer you are not going to get them for minnimum 20-25 minutes. So don’t complain to me when they take longer because of your preferences. Thank you good night

[emily fales @emilyannfales]

boys don’t mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf.

[julia @JuliaMilks]

I need to be put on a leash when I’m drunk.