Julia Sells

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

I can only hope that one day I am able to live my life with as much purpose as Donald Featherstone, inventor of the plastic pink lawn flamingo.

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

Nothing better than laying in bed at night listening to the sweet drunken calls of two men yelling “weiner sausage!” outside the bar #idontevenliveonacollegecampus

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

You really know it’s midterm season when someone casually takes out a flask in the school cafeteria and takes a LONG swig

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

*15 weeks into the semester*
Me: is it too late to drop this class??

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Good reminder that I live in the city when I see someone snort a literal pile of coke off a bus pass, while riding the bus

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

*on FT with my dad*
Dad: you’re looking good!
Me: oh really? I haven’t showered since Sunday and I’m really stressed out! But I’ll take the compliment!

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

@GordonRamsay what do you think of my moms ny strip steak?

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

It's either I'm slightly deaf, or people need to speak the fuck up

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

The security guard leaving Danielle's place told me I should dye my hair black because I would look like one the "bad girls"

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

It's that time of summer when I'm constantly sweating and wishing I was part of a nudist colony

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

@clairesells11 @ParanoiaStory @AnimalPlizanet @clairesells11 lol I'm moving away now

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@whoisMGMT & @tameimpala I can't see you play this summer bc I'm poor, come to mi casa 4 güd food & drinks 😘

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

Librarian: the books are due back in a month
Me: don't worry the paper is due tomorrow

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

Pros and cons of moving out of the dorms. Pros: everything. Cons: won't have an XL bed anymore.

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

@clairesells11 I would say more like 25%. But yes.

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

I'm at that point in my life where all my socks have holes in them

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@whoisMGMT @clairesells11 haven't heard the album yet but I know it's going to be a winner

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

@clairesells11 you were on the phone girl. You were there

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If you're a shitty roommate on purpose then you can actually fuck off forever

[Julia Sells @JuliaSells15]

@whoisMGMT @clairesells11 holy fuck I'll take notes