Julia Swader

Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.

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Can you Guess This App Logo? #PrimeDay #JimmyV #GrowingUpABelieber #EnergizeAMovie #DeliveringAlpha

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The awkward moment when you realize you're wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway..

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L hter is always the best medicine... unless you have diarrhea.

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Me: *Sneeze* Class: *Silence* Popular person: *Sneeze* Class: God bless you, Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

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No, It's okay. I totally wanted to drop everything I was doing today to care about your shit.

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If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks, just let me die.

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That awesome moment when you predict something and it actually comes true,

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"I love u." "AWWWWW really?! ;)" .."Yeah, it's my favorite vowel baby."

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Mumbling the bits of a song then belting out the CHORUS WITH ALL YOUR HEART.

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"Hi, would you like a table?" "No, not at all. Carpet for 5 please."

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Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.

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It's not that I hate you,it's like, uh, let's put it this way: if you were on fire and I had water, I would probably drink the water.

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I think I think too much.

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That moment when YOU HEAR A SONG AND EVERY word describes your situation perfectly .

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Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called 2 faced, its called growing up.

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"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and said, grow io grow!

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I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I start thinking about it again.

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Distance doesn't ruin a relationship, doubts do.

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Dear bread, I'm hot, turned on, and want you inside of me. Sincerely, the toaster. ;) 22,

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Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off!