Julia Teen

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[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@ellemcclure #1 fear

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@ellemcclure Co sign. Bought one for my mum in Jan. have had one tomato on jatz since.

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@stefinitely85 That is amaaaazing

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@noelleflamingo @SenatorWong @KKeneally 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

This, but with texts

[Paul Graham @paulg]

You get an email that makes you think "this requires a thoughtful reply." So instead of dashing off a reply as you would with an ordinary email, you wait till you have time to give it the reply it deserves. <Montage of life happening.> You never reply.

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

Nobody:

Me: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but these worn Twitter formats need to be —and I cannot stress this enough—left👏behind👏in👏this👏decade:
•Wrong answers only
•Asking for a friend
•Today years old
•*checks notes*
•Let that sink in
•My TED talk

Don’t @ me

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

Oh this is a thinker

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

If you don’t have a Caroline Calloway friend; you’re the Caroline Calloway to someone else https://t.co/Z5QzbVlz4k

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

This was a wild ride

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I’m calling the FBI

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@spencerpratt Spencer! You love crystal...I love crystals! I've created a beauty product that utilizes the Australian Opal, Sapphire & Chrysoprase in facial masks, but I need votes to get it made. Will you share with your followers? https://t.co/CNEF24e5bj

[Elaine Hendrix Ⓥ @elaine4animals]

Being young & beautiful is not a crime you know. 👸🏼📸

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[Invention of Tennis]

"...and you just try to hit it back to me"

Wow, that's really simple

"Yeah, I wanted it to be very straightforward"

For sure that's the best part about it

"Uncomplicated, you know what I mean?"

Exactly! No weird stuff

"Yeah"

So how do you keep score?

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

Skincare & being on time 💁‍♀️

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

YOU CAN ONLY BE GOOD AT 2. Choose wisely.

• liquid liner cat eye
• saving money
• socializing
• reading books
• relationship with parents
• routinely washing bras
• skincare
• eating the fruits and veggies you bought
• be on time
• pull off a fanny pack

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@TheAnneLister

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@hulu Friends from College.

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@KimKardashian Tbh I get my facial makeup on fucking everything, Kim. Couldn’t deal with the body smear situation. And you wear so much white?!

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@thebasementtan Not major, but my fiancée thinks there’s boning vibes between Dory & Marlin at the end of Finding Dory. I don’t see it.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

@breeplayer Pfffft. Sausage Sanga over cake any day.

[Julia Teen @JuliaTeen]

Can attest this is a pretty good perk of having kids.

[DAL @dalchodha]

Is it worth having children just so you can board early, or is this a false economy