Julia✨🦄

„Denn Humor is wenn man trotzdem lacht und das hab ich bis jetzt ganz gut gemacht“✨ | Hebamme🤱🏻🎀

[Beloved 🕸️🦪 @Be__thebest]

The reward you get for being a good woman is an autoimmune disease.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i don’t have brain cells i just have these things

[Beloved 🕸️🦪 @Be__thebest]

the divorce rate is so high because men still want to live like their fathers did, but women no longer want to suffer like their mothers did

[soda ☭ @sprudlers]

der kunde ist könig und ich bin die guillotine

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Female rage is interesting because underneath it is usually a woman who asked politely 47 times

[nad seehorn🩷💜💙 @seelfi]

if marriage benefited women they would take it away from us

[َ @gffyoq]

the UNHOLY amount of rage i've swallowed to remain kind would have buried you.

[remx @biigrem]

ABBA has a song for literally every human experience. having a crush, being broke, getting dumped, making up, turning 17, watching your daughter grow up, being horny, defeating the French… they really covered every possible situation

[sergio tahini @_sergiotahini]

die flinte: ins korn
der drops: gelutscht
die messe: gesungen
die klappe: zu
der affe: tot

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i've had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he's alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[charlie🜏 @gayandslayaries]

deutsche sagen "nie wieder" und fangen nach 2 tagen wieder an mit rauchen und wählen nach 93 jahren wieder nazis

[Hannah 🧋 @steelnanas]

Aus gegebenem Anlass

[🖤 @loves5o]

"Men just wanna come home and relax"
So do women, why do men act like waiting stability, care, cleanliness, and meals is exclusive to that gender

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

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[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love chatty cats like yea bro meow meow ur so right