Julian Eure

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@nicksortor In order to be a real shithole country, you have to have shithead leaders. There are plenty of nations — Russia, China, Afghanistan, Belarus, Iran, Saudi Arabia— that meet that definition, but Norway ain’t one of them. Under Trump, the US is gunning to become the top shithole

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@bennyjohnson Cry all you want, Benny. Authoritarianism just got beaten in both Serbia and Brazil—and we’re gonna smoke it here on Nov. 3 as well. Go ahead and stock up on your crybaby excuses, fraud fantasies and ludicrously false parallels. You’re gonna need them after Trumpism is beaten

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@TheJusticeDept @AGToddBlanche So by your logic, I should have a filed a preemptive lawsuit contesting the results of the ‘24 election so that voters confused by false promises of lower prices and no new forever wars would have some federal court remedy once they were scammed out of those outcomes

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@StephenM Truth is finally out, Stephen. Republicans like you truly believe your supporters are too stupid to read or understand a ballot or what they are voting for. Folks like me have been preaching that fact since Trump’s first election in 2016. Never thought you’d agree with me

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@bennyjohnson Figure odds she’ll be deported are about as good as you getting back the engagement numbers you once had: none to none

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@ScottJenningsKY Trump destroyed Iran so much, we’ve now been paying over $4 for gas and over $6 for diesel for months now, and Dems are about to win Senate seats in Texas, Kansas, Alaska, NC and Maine in less than 10 days. Figure Republicans now wish Iran wasn’t so destroyed

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@RogerJStoneJr I know you’ve seen a bigger piece of shit than Tillis: DJ Trump. Next time read your posts before you post them

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@SenRickScott Hey, Rick, you do know that Türkiye is a NATO ally, right? You should also know that when it comes to siding with “dictators, terrorists & thugs who threaten the security of the US,” nobody does it better than your dear leader, Donald J. Trump

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@bennyjohnson Good luck with that wet dream, Benny

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@AAGDhillon @CivilRights @TheJusticeDept Your agents have no constitutional authority to “take legal action afterwards,” Harmeet. If they attempt to, the courts will shut them down. As for you, Trump may issue you and Blanche pardons (I wouldn’t count on it) but y’all won’t escape the long arm of Bar associations

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@EricLDaugh We know what happens when the murderers of Renee Good, Alex Pretti, Lorenzo Araujo and Joan Sebastian Guerrero are laser-focused: Nothing close to legal

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@nicksortor This is exactly the kind of thing an adjudicated sexual abuser of women would say. Trump is snuggling up to murderers, so why not child rapists and their loyal wives?

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@nicksortor Of course it would be a major story, dipshit. Your mom is dead, so yeah, that would be news

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@TheJusticeDept Hey DOJ, slow your roll on “ethical” and “impartiality.” Your agency buried those concepts when your AGs, Bondi and Blanche, decided doing President Trump’s bidding is now the only standard for justice in this country

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@BrendanCarrFCC The best way for broadcasters to follow federal law and meet their obligations to serve the public is to ignore all missives from Brendan Carr. This BS-spouting clown will be among the first Trumpers to go in Jan. 2028, even though his term won’t officially be over until ‘29

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@EricLDaugh Just what you’d expect a meth baby would say. Bet his Mamaw would not be proud of him

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@WhiteHouse I’d like to report numerous instances of corruption and fraud at the White House, including one reported this week. It seems ex-Trump lawyer Alina Mildon recently got a $50M contract from a woman who then was able to get a presidential pardon for her dad. Please look into this

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@elonmusk So who do you blame for your daughter’s transition, Elon?

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@StevenCheung47 This release was nothing but a PR gift from Putin to his chief US asset, your boss, DJT, for his continuing service in the destruction of Ukraine. It won’t convince any midterm voter that Trump can deliver anything but more misery. As for chess, Trump can barely spell the word

[Julian Eure @JulianEureKC]

@bennyjohnson You know reason Trump gets so angry at Kaitlyn Collins? It’s because she’s a comely young woman. Studly guys like John Husted, with his fine ass, (Trump’s words) are more Trump’s speed. One day he will be able to leave the closet and finally get to be the real Donald J. Trump