Julian Granade

[Julian Granade @JulianGranade]

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[Julian Granade @JulianGranade]

It's fun to park next to that car that's parked far away so that no one will park next to it. http://t.co/TQkfpxv8

[Julian Granade @JulianGranade]

After my sixth cup of coffee, I feel like Mario after he gets one of those bouncing, flashing stars. http://t.co/kZR1mtxr

[Julian Granade @JulianGranade]

I bet Hemingway would've deleted a shitload of tweets the next day. http://t.co/bbC91lr6

[Julian Granade @JulianGranade]

http://t.co/jYNWREjW If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises.

[Julian Granade @JulianGranade]

Great news! I'm declaring a national strike. Nobody go to work. http://t.co/HqqcBxjz

[Julian Granade @JulianGranade]

"I came, I saw, I left." - Premature ejaculator after visiting a porno shop. http://t.co/qlHZZDHI

[Julian Granade @JulianGranade]

http://t.co/iqRjjlr5 I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET.