Julian 🤫

Advertising is poison gas • it's all pro wrestling

[Julian 🤫 @JulianHurrah]

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. http://t.co/rN3nILvUW9

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

Les séances de tirs aux buts quand c'est pas ton pays.

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

Dionne Warwick opening up Clive Davis’ funeral like a true auntie 😭😭

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Steph Curry, LeBron James, Jimmy Butler and Anthony Davis on the second night of a back-to-back in January.

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

https://t.co/LN8sKafTYN

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Good morning, it's the 29th of June

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[Ben Yoel @Ben_Yoel]

This video is 100x better with the Meet The Mets song.

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

there really is a spongebob clip for everything

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Do NOT let that nigga near bart

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

I swear every scene from The Boondocks is iconic 😭😭😭

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Oh my god this clip is all-time 😭😭😭

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

I'm CRYING Wolves really got COVID test, paternity test, and driving test on the same team 😭

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Good morning, it's the 26th of June

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

How do I nominate a tweet for a Pulitzer

[chrome @mirthpilled]

George: "Jerry! You're not gonna believe this! Y'know that leftist girl with the big glasses who had me Venmo her $300 for rent money? She called it 'mutual aid'?"

Jerry: "I still can't believe that.. You won't even spot me 5 bucks for a sandwich.."

George: "This was different! She had that 'The system is crushing me' thing going on. I figured she'd be grateful.. she'd see I'm evolved. And *chokes back tears* she.. I just heard she killed herself!"

Jerry: "Oh my God."

George: "Oh my God is right! I'm out 300 bucks!"

Jerry: "George.. The woman is dead. That money was a gift. You're seriously worried about that at a time like this?"

George: "It wasn't a gift; it was an investment! An investment in her continued existence. And she defaulted! She took the ultimate exit strategy and left me holding the bag!"