Julian

worm 🐛

[Julian @JulianL2319]

heaven is a line dancing bar and it’s on de lorimier and mont royal est

[Julian @JulianL2319]

you can have your cake!! you can have mine too!!

[Julian @JulianL2319]

this guilt is a privilege

[Julian @JulianL2319]

porpoise christi

[Julian @JulianL2319]

making me feel like a man on the moon

[Julian @JulianL2319]

perhaps nothing is so fraught with significance as the human hand

[Julian @JulianL2319]

how emergency do you think this door is??

[Julian @JulianL2319]

but it’s not as sweet without you!!

[Julian @JulianL2319]

they call me little caesar because i get crazy bread

[Julian @JulianL2319]

freak-off friday

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck

[Julian @JulianL2319]

i almost got arrested last night for being a menace to sobriety

[Julian @JulianL2319]

all our friends are wednesday-drinkers, makeshift shamans, overthinkers

[Julian @JulianL2319]

Yonic candle store in NYC named
Bush-Wick
🕯️🌮🏙️

[Julian @JulianL2319]

me vie est belle

[Julian @JulianL2319]

you’re a freak with bad taste

[Julian @JulianL2319]

if the devil’s in the details, then God is in the gap in your teeth

you’re doing the lords work every time you smile at me :^)

[Julian @JulianL2319]

then who’s flying the plane!!!

[Julian @JulianL2319]

these country mice don’t know how to scamper like MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY

[Julian @JulianL2319]

in a past life, they would’ve called her my nemesis