Julian Porch

[Bo Bolander @BBolander]

me: jesus, all i have in the cupboard is two tins of tuna fish, an expired box of jello, and egg noodles

1950's cookbook author's ghost, calling from hell: well well well, not so high and mighty now, are we?

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

@jim_dickinson Truly a politics of hope

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

#yusuelections2020 Just a washed up has-been commenting here. Congratulations to all the newly elected Officers. Having hundreds, or thousands of people believe in you is a really special thing - respect it, let yourself be guided by your values and the rest will follow.

[Rutger Bregman @rutgerbregman]

For some reason, I haven't been invited to Davos this year. Was it something I said? 🤔

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

@josh_salisbury This post was brought to you by the Tommy Fong gang

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

Deceased

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

@gary_hughes Helper goblins is my new phrase of 2020

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

Glad this iconic moment in cinema is finally receiving the attention it is due

[Hidden Movie Details @moviedetail]

In Shrek 2 (2004) the guards grind pepper directly on Shrek's eyes since pepper spray had yet to exist

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

@matthewoingram The Great (Big?) Hack, if you haven't already seen it - quality doc

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

@matthewoingram Hmu

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

@jim_dickinson How about "Clearly, newspapers need a rethink. Too many people are reading while journalistic standards deteriorate."

[Amnesty UK @AmnestyUK]

Just in case anyone needs reminding 🤦 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♀️

Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.
Trans rights = human rights.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights✊🏾

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

This is the information I needed to know when I was a student

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Drinking alcohol with a diet mixer gets you 18% more drunk than regular mixer.

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

@LouisMMCoiffait Either that or I'm tweeting from beyond the mortal coil without knowing

[Julian Porch @JulianPorch]

@LouisMMCoiffait As in "I am dead because this made me laugh so much I died"

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

The greatest joy for a man is to defeat his enemies, drive them before him, take from them all they possess, see those they love in tears, ride their horses, hold their wives & daughters in his arms, & reduce them to appearing on Italian game shows. https://t.co/GZOhBFd0Hi

[aubrey @aubreybell]

oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin