julian smithers

30. YYC. safety third⚠️

[julian smithers @JulianSmithers]

Always buy more liquor then you think you need, better safe then sober

[Melissa 🇨🇦 @MelissaLMRogers]

Just another day in BRAMPTON, CANADA 🇨🇦 where we have Gurpreet Singh and Husandeep Singh SHOOTING into a house in broad daylight. YIKES 🤯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Not anymore

[julian smithers @JulianSmithers]

Ive never met a problem I couldn’t immediately make worse

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

“Tonight will be the most electrifying combat sports event in the history of mankind and a love letter to the Mexican fighting spirit.”

MMA fans at the Sphere:

#UFCNoche https://t.co/Vg91EczxoE

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Death by Swordfish is still Death by Covid if you PCR false positive test for it within 28 Days.

Do you understand how they terrified you yet?

[The Pleb 🇨🇦 @truckdriverpleb]

Another MASSIVE brawl between Indians took place in Brampton on Friday

They are fighting each other in Canadian parking lots over conflicts in a country that's 11,610km away from Toronto 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

Spotted in Toronto.

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

Discount Lizzo goes for a ride into the atmosphere.

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

Hitting the gym early

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

oh fuck no i'm never getting on the subway again https://t.co/FUqdlLY58i

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

My ex-wife Sophie went on record saying "women should not expect the bare minimum", and I think we all know what she's talking about.

The size of my hammer.

Everyone knows I've never been able to properly satisfy a women, which is why I spend my time f*cking Canadians instead.

[WarriorPosting @FighterPosting]

Behold...
The sharpest tool in the shed

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/bbxjXBixWU

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how do you get fooled that badly 😭

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

What do you think they're fighting over?
(wrong answers only)

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

If this wasn’t filmed no one would ever believe him 😂

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

that drivers reaction time saved her life 😳