“Tonight will be the most electrifying combat sports event in the history of mankind and a love letter to the Mexican fighting spirit.”
MMA fans at the Sphere:
#UFCNoche https://t.co/Vg91EczxoE
Another MASSIVE brawl between Indians took place in Brampton on Friday
They are fighting each other in Canadian parking lots over conflicts in a country that's 11,610km away from Toronto 🤦🏻♂️
My ex-wife Sophie went on record saying "women should not expect the bare minimum", and I think we all know what she's talking about.
The size of my hammer.
Everyone knows I've never been able to properly satisfy a women, which is why I spend my time f*cking Canadians instead.