Chris Stryker

Whatever you are, be a good one. 45 year old. Cop. Brother.

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

@WarInsideMe @HappyFunTime_ @AthenaOnAcid This sounds rude. I meant I didn't feel like going out tonight. Just staying in and relaxing. The kids were fine.

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

@WarInsideMe @HappyFunTime_ @AthenaOnAcid I didn't wanna come.

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

@S0ULESSGINGER why?

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

Bloomberg lost a supporter last night. Extremely smug and arrogent. I'd support Warren but she doesn't have a chance, so Bernie it is.

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

@HappyFunTime_ If only. They're moods would be easier to deal with this way. Just lock em in the kennel.

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

.@S0ULESSGINGER's little brother wanted a microphone for Christmas? #CloseEnough

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

Ugh. Promised my girlfriend I'd get a Christmas tree this morning... Got no time though :-/

[People @people]

RT if you're watching the midseason finale of The Walking Dead tonight!

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

I dunno who this Christian Singles is, but dammit he seems like a cool guy, I get 15 emails a day saying I should meet Christian Singles.

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

@2High4ThisShit Thanks. Did you see my last tweet's link?

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

http://t.co/M5DnNTF0

[Aaron @2High4ThisShit]

yo

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

Gender-swapped Children's Toy Catalogue #win http://t.co/XBwvLmku

[Chris Stryker @JulianStryker]

#TargetPractice. Thank god it's almost time for dinner. #starving