JWALK

Life is the most original piece of artwork on the market. Spoken word poet - [email protected] for events

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@ErewhonMarket thoughts on a Peppa Pig smoothie? My 1 yr old’s down

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Aight Katy Perry when we getting the remix… “Waking up in Space”

You gotta help me out
I’ve got no gravityyyyy
Shut up n put ur fucking helmet on
That’s what you get for waking up in space

Get up and shake the debris off your suit, now

Get me some stardust, baby

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No1 talks about how long it takes chase bank 2 process a payment. I’ve since retired, opened 64 other bank accounts and my chase payment is “in process.” I’m still being blamed for that pistachio cronut and hazelnut latte from 2002, shoulda never walked into that cool ass bakery

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Kike Hernandez…most under utilized player … still

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Wait Trey Parker and Matt Stone opened a Mexican restaurant?

Is it called South of the Border Park?

#SouthPark #mexicanfood #gooff

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Weird @dominos slogan isn’t “Vamonos a Dominos” such a missed opportunity #dominos #pizza #ohyeswedidnt

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@raqattack5 I thought you were younger

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Just poured out someone else’s drink at Starbucks into my hydro flask, then disposed of the cup that unknowingly read “Mike”. He approached me…having witnessed the entire incident.
Absolute chaos.

Scorned…he refused the acceptance of an apologetic scone

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When you’re at Starbucks n someone next to you orders a medicine ball…

time to go!

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#barbie drinking game: drink every time they say Barbie

Alternate name of game: how to die

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Omg, please stop selling coffee if you don’t know how to make it, this tastes like sewage drenched aardvark wtactualfuck

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Happy holidays! #christmas #christmasmusic #limeycube #holidaysong #alexa #applemusic #amazonmusic #spotify https://t.co/nT0NOwf7NF

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@iluminatibot And he was in the background of Guardians of the Galaxy with his descendent Kevin, watch it again

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@iluminatibot Tap water…the jungle juice of the “gods”

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Of course two good friends went to an amusement park and one of them is paying the other back for a churro #venmo #salty #tfti

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@Grachidex @JulianWalker106

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Things you can say in baseball but not while working at the zoo

Keep two hands on the bat, kid

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@raqattack5 I’m fucked

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Ralph McTell - Streets of London

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You can always take more, but you can never take less