Juliana

Only Judy can judge me

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

When someone says “your dog is beautiful”, how do you respond? Do you respond with “thank you” or just agree with them or?

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

Nothing cuter than puppy hiccups after eating 🥹

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

Can’t believe I’ve been a nurse for 6 months and I still hate needles and blood 😅

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

Cooking only for yourself is BORING

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

My occasional tweet to remind people of how great How I Met Your Mother is 😊

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

Living alone means it’s acceptable to get drunk by yourself… right?

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

Tweeting this to remind myself to never pick up a night shift again

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

@kelseyy_chervak I love you lady!!💛

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

can’t stop listening to true crime podcasts

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

If you don’t violently throw up the entire next day after you drink, I envy you

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

anyone else struggled w not feeling like themself the last year?

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

My energy level is at an all time low

[ADHB 🇵🇸 @AmariBailey]

Me laying down after my shower instead of starting my skincare routine

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

People who refuse to download TikTok think they have a PhD in maturity

[COOP @CoopPirate]

Driving at night with astigmatism

[elon musk is my father @kariassad]

Am I depressed or is laying down fucking awesome

[Juliana @JulianaSlodki]

@emilymatthewss_ My knees started aching just reading that