Juliana Jackson

She/Her- Ramblin’ Ma’am. 🦂 Darlin’ of the Dive Bar. 🥀 Louisiana ➡️ Ohio

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the random staffer in the background of the @VanityFair photoshoot?

(Brilliant. No notes.🤌)

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

@williammount I absolutely still would.

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

@MattFinkes Impossible to believe this was 31 years ago, and I can vividly remember it.
Regardless, it’s so neat seeing videos of games from this era. My brother Josh was y’all’s kicker, so our family was always there in person- so seeing what folks saw on television is a really neat POV!

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

Had to give BOTH cats Gabapentin for their annual vet examination today, and I guarantee that experience warranted the National Guard more than ANYTHING going on in Portland or Chicago.🥴

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

Every time I see that Taylor Swift lyric “He (ah) matized me.” I am (trau) matized.

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

My mom took Tylenol while pregnant, and all she got was a queer who sucks at math.

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

No matter how many times I’ve been tattooed, I kinda like getting the auto-generated “aftercare instructions” email.
It’s basically the “Watch out for deer!” of the tattoo industry.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I'm a 58-year-old retired roofer from Zanesville, OH who has no relationship with his children and has been banned from 4 separate Chili's locations for berating staff, and I have deep concerns about the Democratic candidate for mayor of New York City, a place I have never been.

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Muah muah mmm kissy kissy and they're both boys

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

Thanks y’all. He reached out and we have arranged for pickup.

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

Hey @BodpegnM - Were you at the Chipotle on 3rd and Olentangy (in Grandview) today?
If so, I may have found your credit card. Please DM me if it was yours. Thanks!

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

I just watched a Christmas movie where Rex Manning and Austin “Nomad” Ames shake their dicks for Aunt Zelda, and if that sentence made ANY sense to you: congratulations- you’re old.

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

@williammount Dude. This was one of my FAVORITE games as a kid.
However, I always wore the plastic jewelry around and inevitably lost the pieces, so my brother Jake would buy me a replacement game every Christmas for like 5 years. One of my favorite memories about him. 🥹👑💍

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

“Sorry Babe, the Unsolved Mysteries bomber stays on during sex.”

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

@williammount WELL SHIT.

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

@williammount 3 lines.

[Juliana Jackson @Julianimal_]

@williammount Abed!