Jessa a MAHA freak, Shosh on new RHONY, after escaping the Ryan Murphy universe Elijah now dating Pedro Pascal, Hannah caught plagiarizing her series of children’s books nominally inspired by her “gifted” son and Marnie wouldn’t sell a $15k animatronic bird to Kelly Clarkson
Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go