Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
If safe and evacuating due to the #SandyFire, take photos/video of your home and belongings before leaving.
The fire has prompted evacuation orders and warnings across Ventura County. Follow all directions immediately.
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BREAKING: Jonathan Quick tells reporters tonight will be his 829th and final NHL game.
The 40-year old has a career .910 SV% and 2.51 GAA over 19 NHL seasons with #GoKingsGo, #VegasBorn, #NYR and won 3 Stanley Cups (2012, 2014, 2023) and a Conn Smythe Trophy (2012)
Where has all the leadership gone? If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment? The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the Chairman of the FCC's aggressive yet hollow threatening of the Disney Company is yet another example of out-of-control intimidation. Maybe the Constitution should have said, “Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, except in one’s political or financial self-interest.” By-the-way, for the record, this ex-CEO finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny.
Life is like a quick journey on a train that never stops for long. Every station is a chance to see new things, meet different people, and learn lessons. Since the time is limited, it’s important not to get stuck in worries or regrets. Instead, focusing on the present, appreciating small joys, and making meaningful memories creates a richer experience. The purpose is not just to reach an endpoint but to live each moment with intention and happiness. In the end, the quality of the trip matters more than how fast it goes.
You're never too small to dream big.
From the studio that brought you Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse and producer @stephencurry30, #GOATmovie is exclusively in movie theatres February 2026.
John Oliver breaks down how absurd it is to believe Trump has no ties to Epstein, listing a series of disturbing connections and behaviors — including flying on his plane, hosting him, making inappropriate comments about young women, and being found liable for sexual abuse — all while mocking the idea that “there’s nothing to see here.”
It shouldn't get lost that just today, Senate Republicans have voted to close nursing homes, close rural hospitals, and cut food stamp benefits for children and veterans.
Sixteen years ago President Barack Obama entered the White House Press Room to surprise Helen Thomas a long time White House reporter who shares the same birthday as him with a birthday cake! Barack thinks of others before himself and that’s another reason he’s loved by so many!
Authorities in Minnesota are asking for help locating Vance Boelter.
They are officially saying he is a person of interest in the lawmaker shootings.
Do not approach him -- he is considered armed and dangerous.
Last seen wearing a cowboy hat this morning.