Julie Croly

Wife, Mother, Daughter, Granny, Sister, Carer. Proper Northern Lefty. Don't sweat the small stuff!

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Sans déconner, c'est vraiment des génies en Allemagne 😱😱😱

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

Well done to the social media person at Rowhead Farm near Stirling in Scotland for what is possibly the greatest Facebook post of all time …

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

#PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In 1959, 9 yo Ronald McNair was told he couldn't check out his books from Lake City's segregated library. He went on to become Karate champion, earned an MIT PhD in physics, and became a NASA astronaut.

Today that library is named after him.

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

These mothers do the simple act of laying their heads down on their baby’s lap.

Look at all those babies and how they react. 🥹

Just goes to show you that children only know love, hate is taught.

I miss my littles. I miss my babies. My son is a grown man and taller than me now and my daughter will soon graduate high school.

Don’t we all miss our babies? Does this feeling come back when you become a grandparent?

[Mr.King @Mrkingstar4me]

I wasn't like most bartenders ♥️

[Dike Clinton Chisom @DikenaClinton]

I need you all to come see what this brand-new, fresh out the womb baby is doing & He’s Just 4 months. 😭🥹🥰

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Pubs and clubs should hand out party bags at the end of the night. No one's going to be starting fights when they've been given a slice of cake, a balloon and a toy for the way home.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

You’re finally comfortable. The pillow is cold. The blanket is perfect. Your eyes are heavy.

Then your bladder says: "I have approximately 3 drops of liquid. We must go. Now."

The betrayal is real.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

If only the UK media had held Boris Johnson to the standards they have decided Keir Starmer should be held to.

#hypocritical #TwoStandardsMedia

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The world is a cat playing with Australia

[سيّاف⚔️ @iMessaage_]

أحلى فيديو في العالم 😍😍

[Taty @taty902204]

Quem inventou esse macacão merece um Nobel..
A orelha do elefantinho mexe com a respiração do bebê.
Só as mamães de bebê vão entender o quanto isso é maravilhoso 😂❤️

[British Banter @UKMemes2026]

😅😅

[Tom Hayes MP @TomHayesBmouth]

My mum texts me when I stand up to speak in Parliament. She tells me to fix my tie or sort my hair out.

But when I talk about growing up in poverty, she texts to say sorry. She carries the shame when, in truth, the blame belongs to the politics of the time.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food. Ensuring she is educated in the correct cuts of steak to purchase.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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