Julie Hatec

Just because I'm strong doesn't mean I'm not soft...

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Boy: "I wanna be a superhero, guess my name." Girl: "Superman? Batman?" Boy: "Your man"

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You. You. You. You're all I think about.

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Some girls are so desperate. Who calls 3 times, leaves a voicemail, and sends a text?? Take a hint, mom.

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nothing last forever, except everything that's been posted online

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Always treat your woman like a princess, let a giant turtle kidnap her.

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New STD called, 'feelings'.. Don't catch that shit.

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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirting.

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It's so hard to find a good pair of professional work shoes that light up

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running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

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If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt that my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand

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'Forever alone'? More like 'Forever having a fucking blast with my friends without having to constantly text someone about everything I do.'

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"I'm too sexy for my mom." - Right Said Freud

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In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver.

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A vegetarian who eats meat once in a while is like a pacifist who beats the shit out of someone once or twice a year.

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My first attempt at cloning was a success and I'm so excited I'm beside myself!

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dont judge a book by its cover my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it i did not enjoy myself at all

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u better pop lock and drop that attitude

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I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund Bitch, you make 12 million a movie & I make $12/hr. You send money.

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Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. YOLO

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No regrets. Just lessons learned.