Julie Ross

I am Julie. I used to have a mullet. I am hilarious.

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@donaldglover when I asked my 4 year old if she was eating her breakfast today she started yelling ARE YOU EATIN THO ARE YOU EATIN THO!

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

Stop saying 'IT'S YA BOY' you're 42.

[Jon Fisch @JonnyFisch]

NYC subway is prob the only place you can see someone dressed to the nines sitting next to someone wearing all 9 outfits they own

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

It's that time of night when u can't sleep and you hear someone outside of your window and you are excited that someone else is up#newfriend

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

Tried to google @barryrothbart tour dates and almost just bought Barry Manilow tickets.. Same thing #nailedit

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@barryrothbart can't sleep so I'm YouTube stalking you. I just laughed so hard MOMS DANCING IN THE DARK #killinit

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@barryrothbart are you a bowling alley? #oooooooo

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@michaelstrahan how are you still awake??! You are going to be draggin in the morning #sleepytweets

[Josh Wolf @joshwolfcomedy]

Touchdown!!!!!!! #sportsboner #pats

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

Death to you bitch. @KevinHart4real I'm dying

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

Maybe @Lloydbanks will be my BFF like @youngbuck

[Rachel Wotherspoon @RachelSpoon]

@JulieKali only the best @Lloydbanks ...@KirstieIzzo tell him white girls need love too

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@RachelSpoon I can't even find Lloyd banks

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@joshwolfcomedy stop hitting on me #inmyhead

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@RachelSpoon I would like to take some time out and thank you for serving our country

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@joshwolfcomedy too many margaritas celebrating MERICA also #notfeelinggreat #sweatingbooze

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

Omg those eyes @MilesAustinIII

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@LamorneMorris you are my fav person alive #lamorneisbetterthanyou

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

@helloross I fucking love you

[Julie Ross @JulieKali]

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