Julie Root

[Julie Root @JulieRo63009607]

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[U.S. Department of Labor @USDOL]

With @DeptofWar and @DeptVetAffairs, we’re updating assistance programs for veterans leaving the military and entering civilian life to ensure they have timely access to career opportunities and benefits.

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[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Is this where we’re headed ?

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !

Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 Secretary Hegseth just LASHED OUT at the news media for their negative coverage of Operation Epic Fury

"I just can't help but notice endless stream of GARBAGE—the relentlessly negative coverage—you cannot resist pedaling despite historic and important success of this effort and the success of our troops.

Sometimes it is hard to figure out what side some of you are actually on. It is incredibly unpatriotic."

"You're politically motivated animus for President Trump nearly COMPLETELY blinds you from the brilliance of our American warriors."

"The hardened hearts of our press are calibrated only to impune. I ask you to open your eyes to the goodness, the historic success of our troops..."

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Holy Moly. Women’s Soccer is trippin!

[Blondelady2024 @arva61138]

🚨🚨 WATCH: WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange tells Megyn Kelly that the reason his organization has never released any damaging materials on President Trump is that “There is no dirt to release on Donald Trump.” He is probably the most squeaky clean individual in Washington because he is not a career politician or a product of the globalist cabal of elites. Julian Assange is a hero for EXPOSING to the world THE TRUTH about Hillary Clinton and saving us from her planned destruction of America and the world order as we know it. Trump is the greatest existential threat to the globalist uni-party cabal… They have absolutely nothing on him and he has everything on them. In other words, he has “all the cards” to checkmate the Deep State. God Bless Julian Assange, a years-long former political prisoner, and Thank God he is finally free at last.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨BREAKING: Rep. Derrick Van Orden: "If Trump said oxygen was good, you'd have a bunch of Democrats running around with plastic bags on their head!"

"Trump Derangement Syndrome is REAL."

[Fox News @FoxNews]

'SHUT THE F--- UP': KISS legend Gene Simmons is torching Hollywood elites for lecturing Americans about their political views:

"Who the f--- do you think you are? People in America work hard for a living, and they don’t want to be lectured to by people who live in mansions and drive Rolls-Royces."

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

BREAKING: Team USA beats Canada 2-1 in overtime, and Jack Hughes - the same guy who LOST HIS TWO FRONT TEETH to a vicious high stick from Canada's Sam Bennett in the third period scores the winner!

High stick draws a double-minor, blood everywhere, gap-toothed smile, but Hughes stays on the ice and refuses to quit. Then in OT he buries the winner for America's first men's hockey gold since the Miracle on Ice in 1980.

Post-game, bloodied and missing those teeth, he says it all: “This is all about our country right now, I love the USA.” Pure patriotism, pure toughness, pure heart.

This is what winning for America looks like - playing through the pain, no excuses, delivering when it counts most. Hockey toughness meets unbreakable American spirit.

Hats off to Jack Hughes. That's how you make history!

Who's still buzzing from this one?

#Breaking #MAGA #AmericaFirst

[Chris Peters @chrismpeters]

When I was at ESPN, I was asked to have Jack Hughes write a letter to his future self during his draft year. This passage stands out today... https://t.co/UYVdduvOkw

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Parents pray every day that your sons grow up to life Jack Hughes and not Hunter Hess

[Daniel Kennedy 🇺🇸 @Kendo37]

@TKACHUKycheese_

[ESPN @espn]

Quinn Hughes: scored overtime GWG in quarterfinals

Jack Hughes: scored overtime GWG in gold medal game

THE HUGHES BROTHERS CAME UP CLUTCH WHEN THEIR TEAM NEEDED THEM MOST 🇺🇸

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

Connor Hellebuyck. Take a bow.

[DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

🚨JUST IN: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) tells his fellow democrats to keep it respectful at the State of the Union.

He then went on to speak about their actions last year.

"It was undignified."

"I don’t care who the President is… respect the office. I’m always going to pick country over party."

Fetterman makes more sense than anyone else in the democrat party.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

What an absolutely iconic photo.