Dear @Wendys,
I feel I speak for most dog owners when I ask…
For the love of Pete! Please, PLEASE remove the @ring doorbell sound from your recent commercial. Please and thank you!
Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. Imagine if I had said to law firms that were representing parties that were upset with policies my administration had initiated, that you will not be allowed into government buildings. We will punish you economically for dissenting from the Affordable Care Act or the Iran deal. We will ferret out students who protest against my policies.
It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.
If you don’t consider this to be classified info about imminent war plans, it *may* be that you’re too partisan to recognise the truth when it slaps you around your tribal chops. If this had happened on Biden’s watch, Republicans would have rightly gone berserk.
listen up, stupids:
Joe Biden found classified documents and alerted the DOJ. that's why he's not getting charged.
Mike Pence found classified docs and alerted the FBI. that's why he didn't get charged.
Donald Trump stole classified documents, hid them, lied about them, moved them, sorted through them, stashed them in the shitter at his deteriorating Florida golf motel, scrawled to-do lists on them, bragged about them to his golf cronies, waved them in the faces of randos at his tacky vermin-infested Bedminster wife cemetery, and told the butler and the pool boy to destroy evidence of them — and that's why your guy is super fucking fuuuuucked