Juliette

[pearz @diirtnap_]

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: That's show biz baby
Therapist: No

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman @ACLU Okay, well did everyone else on twitter write a paper on it? 😉

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman @ACLU Yeah well the charge was recently dropped, its an update 🙄 lol

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman @ACLU I heard the charge was actually dropped on her 🙌 (not that it should've ever been there in the first place, but..🙄)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

After I forced myself into a cell w/ women&began speaking to them, one of them described their treatment at the hands of officers as “psychological warfare” - waking them at odd hours for no reason, calling them wh*res, etc.

Tell me what about that is due to a “lack of funding?”

[Miguel @spicymikie]

gays we must protect Karen at all costs

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

Okay but how is this speaker at my sisters graduation just going to spoil the entire last season of game of thrones to a stadium full of people

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

What if i told y'all you DONT need to touch the hostesses back while asking for a table? 🙄

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Due to an incident I made a complete list of when it’s ok to touch a woman’s lower back because apparently it’s an epidemic among douchebags:

1) She’s wearing same sweatshirt as your girlfriend & you think it’s her (must apologize + feel bad for 6 days)

2) Lower back is on fire

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@Sammy_Garrett98 I wish i was more around but im out here and I dont hate you ❤❤ gunna come visit as soon as i get my car fixed up

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman At least there's apples and cheese in there..my biggest concern is the fact they keep their chips in the fridge 🙎‍♂️

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

St. Patricks Day weekend working at an irish pub. Tally so far:
- 1 "can i speak to your manager?"
- 1 kilt
- 1 (full grown adult) "you just told me no on my birthday!!"
- and too many people inexplicably choosing to buy green bud light

This should be fun.

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman TRUE

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman @DylTheGoon I just opened twitter and didnt see you tag me and i just thought "genius. Wish I'd thought of that" 😂😂

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman remember when we went to the six flags concert he got banned after AND i won that giant warthog at the ring bottle toss? What a day

[brooke @brookee__cookie]

me: scheduled to work at 3
my boss: yeah so I expect you to be here before 1:30

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@WdB11 @summerbedard @thefaithasaurus When I was a kid I thought it was saying "give you help" and when my dad informed me otherwise I was distraught it wasn't the positive bop i thought it to be 😅

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman @DRfilmedIT Yeah picking it up wouldn't have been my first reaction either 😂 to give him the benefit of the doubt, he prob wanted it safe in the pond so it didnt have to cross the road (even tho he wanted to do it for his vid, but thats none my business lol)

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@lizzieacoleman @DRfilmedIT Hence why he shouldn't have had his phone in his hand and should have used it to carry the alligator safely and more securely, you know in a way that won't risk damage to its spinal cord

[Juliette @Juliee_Coleman]

@DRfilmedIT Okay but also, not picking it up by just its jaw and tossing it would be cool, but i guess internet attention works too 🙄