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epidemiologist and costco employee

[Juuu @Julieeo13]

This is my father, Paul.

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

52 bomboclat puswagon chicken nuggets

[yeet @Awk20000]

Ethan Klein catches up w Howie Mandel on H3

“Do u remember Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time?”

“Oh is that Triple H?”

“He’s the super tall bearded Jewish dude who made that cooking show where u eat lots of stuff”

“Oh ya I worked w him”

“He passed

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.

[scum @scum_art]

@HarleyPlays

[Gecqua stan account @ansamenow]

Imagine being the guy on the date wondering why she’s taking so long in the bathroom and then seeing this once you got home LMFAOOOO

[Emily Gilmore Apologist @xoxotaye]

It’s really only about ten of us who hate Chris Brown and we been holding strong for years

[chase @cfree94]

are straight guys with big fat butts ever like “wow i’m a straight guy with a big fat butt”

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

Just found out the Pomeranian guard dog who chased the bear away is named Scout and these are his photos

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

going through their likes, going through my own likes pretending to be them viewing myself, liking specific things for specific people, assuming specific likes were targeted messages to me. it was sorta like psychosis but fun

[LJ Cool J @suchasurfriend]

coworker said he stopped taking adderall because he gets the same effect from keeping his water bottle on a wireless charging pad

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[annie @sweetndpolite]

very good

[emilie @cbcradio2]

chatgpt: No, I 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 get it. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺? You're 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 it, girl.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Tonight baby