Julie

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Once you start using loud speaker for calls you unfortunately cannot go back 😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

In order to cook after work you really have to not sit down

[Kisubi Hospital @kisubi_hospital]

Ok @DeeSandy20 let’s settle this age-old debate before someone starts prescribing honey like Panadol.

Does honey have any advantage over sugar?
Short answer: Yes - but calm down, it’s not a miracle drug.

Here’s what honey has that we should celebrate:
• Contains tiny amounts of antioxidants that sugar doesn’t have.
• Has antibacterial properties - especially raw honey.
• Soothes sore throats better than sugar.
• Has a slightly lower glycemic index, meaning your blood sugar rises just a little slower.

Then for sugar;
• Gives you energy.
• Um… gives you energy again.
And that’s it. Please clap for sugar @DeeSandy20. 👏

BUT WAIT! Before you start drinking honey like a soft drink…
Honey is still sugar. Your pancreas still sees it, screams, and gets to work.
So whether you’re taking 3 spoons of sugar or 3 spoons of honey, your body will still report you to @kisubi_hospital by 6pm and we shall be there waiting for you.

SO TO WHAT EXTENT IS HONEY BETTER?
Summarizing it gently:
Honey is “better” in the same way someone who arrives late by 10 minutes is “better” than someone who arrives late by 2 hours.
Still late… but at least they tried.

FINAL DIAGNOSIS FOR YOU @DeeSandy20:
• Honey = slightly healthier, mildly useful, tastes nice
• Sugar = empty calories with no certificate of performance
Use both sparingly, love your body, and stay sweet (naturally).
Kale bye, but always remember, #KisubiHospitalCares.

[WIRELESS GUY_😬 @Guy_is_wireless]

Me and my unplanned kid watching cartoons to reduce hunger 😌

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Whoever came up with the idea of sending messages to your own self on WhatsApp is a star frrr.

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

1. i don’t know how to express my feelings
2. i don’t like asking for help
3. i don’t know how to check up on people
4. i’m an overthinker
5. i’m quick to say nvm or leave it
6. i like being alone
7. i can’t express affection too much
8. i’m observant

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I love a man with common sense

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

"I dont even know where my salary goes"

Me after pay:

[Naya @NayaAshley_]

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more 😭

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until I'm late..

[Judith🌹 @_Zigwai_]

"You don't know fashion"

The words of a mother that has bought you a dress that is absolutely not fashionable

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

There are people who can spend an entire day alone in their room with just their phone 😂😂

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

Please don’t ever motivate us again