Ju Ju

~ queen of fomo ~

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

Can you tell I’m adopted?

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

I’m baaaack….god I missed this app

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

Imma still use tf out of twitter, sorry threads!

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

Spoiler alert!!!! You’re not cool for having an AI version of you as your prof pic

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

Missing meal swipes

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

@ChipotleTweets @qdoba @tacobell all need a chimichurri sauce

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We all know someone that was caught in the Scentsy pyramid scheme

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

@_caiyaholmes It might also be the fact you’ve been smoking since pre-pre algebra

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@JakeUrbanoJake You got that right 👉🏼

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I watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding 24 times in September…TWENTY. FOUR. TIMES.

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

If your Jewish friends seem bitchy tomorrow it’s just because we’re extremely hangry…apologies in advance

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

The most common lie I say is when I tell people their small dogs are “SO cute”

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Imagine if everyone just left the quarters in their carts at Aldi 🤯

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

So out of it I really just tried to lock my apartment by pressing the lock button on my car keys

[Ju Ju @JulietteWech]

@Clyde__Wallace I shake BUT I’d rather have a stirred martini from Larissa than a shaken one from you 🫢

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Your late 20s are so weird because 1/2 your friends are engaged and the other 1/2 are still making Dino nuggets for dinner

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@hoka had a pop up where you could try on a pair….I understand now. The hoka hype. I would sell a kidney for a pair of these. Whatever holiday is next…someone buy me these size 8.5. Chinese New Year, passover, Hannukah, Tu’Bishvat I don’t care just get me a pair

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@FunkyFields97 the suicide squad 🎤🫳

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My parents have an air fryer and never use it…why am I taking this so personally?