Señor Virgin Otter

I'm just a happy go lucky scamp 🥸

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

What happens when the honorable meet the dishonorable

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

@dewitt_dion @Halo No shit, huh?

Banners, emblems, colors.

Just make sure you don't forget to include Microsoft. Bungie didn't run away for no reason.

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

"Mediocre", as well.

"Over-hyped" & "mediocre" were the words used.

And....

Well, need I elaborate further?

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

Somebody tried to call me "over-hyped", earlier.

Which was hilarious.

But I'm starting to realize that shit may have been even more ironic than I initially thought....

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

Let's say I immediately thought of the word, as well as concept, of "irony", & this was one of the few times in my life where I felt an almost overwhelming wash of humorous.... "Oh no 🤦‍♂️".

It was funny, but I didn't laugh.

I didn't smile, but I did chuckle. On the inside.

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

Basically, just steer clear of the mindless drones regurgitating bullshit platitudes & the loud sheep who keep defending & enabling ignorant, arrogant, over-rated, & over-exposed simpletons to have a voice.

Even if you feel downright tempted to put them in their proverbial place

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

I'm starting to understand the concept of not wasting time on the low-hanging fruit.

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

Took me a while.

We all know they exist.

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

Hence, "worthless".

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

I just realized how truly full of shit & worthless this tweet was.

Even dumber than the shit she said afterward.

How are you going to accuse someone of repeating something, when they didn't actually *repeat* (keyword) *anything* OP said?

[🎓Ruby🎓 @redrubyrage]

@JulioLeadbetter @TheNolaChick @chelseahandler And you repeated it like that added something to the conversation.

Have a happy life!

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

"And you repeated it like that added something!

Have a happy life!"

Imagine trying to walk away all ta-ta after contradicting yourself so embarrassingly in the *literal* same breath.

Fucking A.

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

By the way, that's not what I meant by "scathing indictment".

I didn't mean throw some weak ass shit my way.

Then again, the day one feels they have to spell out:

"Try to *actually* say SOMETHING," is the day one must realize they are wasting time.

[Crack-a-lackin’ @IsJusticeComing]

@JulioLeadbetter @redrubyrage @TheNolaChick @chelseahandler Ummm. I think you’re gonna die alone.

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

@IsJusticeComing @redrubyrage @TheNolaChick @chelseahandler So, you know.

You certainly did a lot there. 😏

Given what you were *actually* trying to say, though....

It's just too bad I know that won't happen.

Here's to hoping your situation is going good enough to try to say something like that

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

@IsJusticeComing @redrubyrage @TheNolaChick @chelseahandler Well, I mean, we all do.

Essentially.

Eventually.

Even you 😉

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

@om_eye_goodness *sigh* lucky

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

Which is how Twitter works.

As well as social media in general.

Which would make your "if [so & so] was a Twitter account," not only ironic, but so far makes you a hapless statistic as well.

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

This is coming from the person who tried to make castigations that already immediately contradicted your approach before even hitting the "Tweet" button.

But keep talking, if not only because you most certainly will anyway.

[Promo King @promoking29]

@JulioLeadbetter @TheNolaChick @chelseahandler Lol. Still obsessed with yourself I see. God, if overhyped mediocre was a Twitter account.

[Señor Virgin Otter @JulioLeadbetter]

No matter how much you contradict yourself, no matter how much you try to use pathetic, laymen, armchair, logically fallacious, pop-psychology methods to try to paint me as whatever....

You'll most assuredly keep talking.