Julio

Fall seven times, stand up the eight time.

[Julio @Julioftwz]

@JKNjenga To be wealthy you must be comfortable to be uncomfortable!

[Karugah @userkarugah]

Nikama wanafanana wote😂

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Tungekuwa na CEOs wazungu most of Kenyan companies could still be operational

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

As opposed to doing what instead? Taking off his clothes and dancing for you?

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear Ruto,
Before you board your flight tomorrow to escape today’s shame, (pretty sure your team is already scouting on where you can go next..)
I hope every single day reminds you that millions of Kenyans no longer want you leading this country.

You can spend our taxes on incentives, patronage, and attempts to buy loyalty, but you’ll eventually learn what Bob Marley meant when he said, “Some people are so poor, all they have is money.” WANTAM!!

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Chunga sana mzee usiamini Ruto anaweza kutoa arudishe Gachagua haha

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Bank says I can't afford a £800 a month mortgage so I just pay my landlord £1200 a month and pay his mortgage instead.

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Methu is who Ndindi nyoro thinks he is na african business zake za upuzi

[Joseph Gellman - it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @joseph_gellman]

Average Brit on Starmer: Worse PM ever! Get rid of him now!!

Average foreign leader on Starmer: Our dear Keir, we are awarding you the Grand Medal of Hope and Unity, making you the third person in history to be honoured in such a way

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

When their passive aggressive email has your manager CC'd "for visibility"

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Everyone who cleans and cooks at our house in London is English is elite banter.

[Joshua Malidzo Nyawa @joshuamalidzo]

Top of the morning bangers🤣🤣

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Sammy Kamau Waweru: Asiyekubali kushinda si mshindani.Leo ni mimi na kesho bado si nyinyi. 2027 bado ni mimi

[Agustín Antonetti @agusantonetti]

Ni siquiera vos sos británica.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Ivi ndio mid level managers hudanganya management knowing very well the company is sinking 😂

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

3rd place match is a humiliation ritual that needs to be abolished. France and England should just go home

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Our immigration policies need to be reformed to allow the best and brightest to be educated in the USA and stay here to create value for our country. As long as their values are aligned with the long-term interests of our country, their visas should be fast tracked.

Can someone in immigration help this young woman?

[WITS @witsandwits]

That Linda Mwananchi team needs to lock in with a proper agenda-driven campaign.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Downing Street has given UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer's reaction to England's loss to Argentina in the World Cup semi-final.

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