Kenya is a very huge circus!
Caller: I think I am dead
Responder (Police: Why do you think you are dead?
Caller: Moyo ilikuwa inafanya WANTAM! WANTAM! Sahii inafanya TUTAM! TUTAM!β
Haha!
Martha Karua: If it's an offence for me to go to East African countries, yet I am holding an East African passport, is there an East African Community?